That last, extra enchilada was a mistake. Why do you do this to yourself? I know, I know. Enchiladas are one of your weaknesses. Stop having food weaknesses.
Can't wait for our movie date with Aunt Sara tomorrow! Your first trip to the movies! This is monumental!
Dear Joe Biden (and his laugh),
The last time Twitter lit up like that was over Angelina Jolie's leg. (I'm not kidding! Her leg had a lot of followers on Twitter!!)
Please start stocking up on Christmas movies already. Some of us are ready and waiting.
Dear Kitchen that must Be Cleaned,
Dear Plato's Closet,
I am loving my new sweaters.
Remember how I told you about my paleness problem? I wasn't kidding. I am that ghostly. In fact, my doctor called this week to let me know my Vitamin D levels are nonexistent and they want me taking massive doses of Vitamin D immediately. Maybe I should step outside even though it's cold. Does going to a tanning bed help with Vitamin D?